1. There is not such a thing as a man who is an expert in seduction, teaches other men how to hit on girls and makes a living out of it.
2. Women do not define a love relationship by a first kiss.
3. A man who finds his girlfriend kissing another man, does not stay calm about it, in reality a man argues with the other man or at least slaps him.
4. It is impossible to find out so many exact facts about a woman in just one night, in ten hors approximately and even less in google.
5. You do not have an argument with others by throwing vegetables and food, you do not want to offend the host.
6. People do not chase cars or throw themselves on their roofs, that only happens in movies.
THE NEW ADVENTURES OF HITCH AND HIS VIRGIN FRIEND
Nicole is a thirty-five-year-old woman who is divorced and has no children. George is a 32-year-old single man. Both of them live in New York. George is an electronic engineer and she is an executive. After her divorce, Nicole starts working at EMP where George is also an employee whose boss is Alex Hitch. After a few weeks Nicole meets George.
During September as usual, in EMP they play secret friend where Nicole has George and Hitch gets Nicole, Hitch is interested in Nicole and takes advantage of the situation to give her the best presents, because he thinks that by doing this he is going to conquer her easily, he has a lot of experience with women and this is no different case. In order to give good gifts to George, Nicole starts recognising the man he really is and she becomes really interested in him.
The day of the discovery Hitch gives Nicole a cruise around the Caribbean for two people all included, which was a trip she wanted to do for many years and really needed because of her divorce, she gave George a giant teddy bear which he really liked and both felt very good.
After the meeting Hitch invited Nicole out to dinner and she accepted. Hitch started showing his skills for seducing, which Nicole loved, even though she was feeling very insecure because he was her boss after all.
Days later she continued talking with George, she was really interested in getting to know him better, she loved his personality, shy, lonely, good talker, attractive and single.
Hitch thought with his experience he could get whatever he wanted, but not anymore, Nicole did not fall for his charms, she was tired of it, she did not want to feel disappointed again, she thought he was very similar to her former love.
She decides to tell him directly, and he cannot believe that even when he made his best efforts, they had not worked; he did not understand and kept trying.
On the other hand, things between George and Nicole kept improving. With time they developed a relationship and Hitch could not understand how she could have changed him for this boring, shy and most of all virgin man, who obviously did not have experience with women and whose previous relationships had not worked at all. Nicole felt different, completed, and wanted to try and not lose him. Nicole was an experienced woman.
Time went by, and Nicole wanted to take their relationship to another level, she could not get him into bed, George always had an excuse not to spend the night with her, Nicole even got to think he was not straight, and that he was using her not to get out of the closet, then she used all kinds of strategies, she even created a group on facebook on how to get her boyfriend to sleep with her, but this did not really worked.
Tired of this situation, she decided to leave him and end the relationship, getting back to Hitch arms, but she felt uncomfortable because she was still in love with George. Hitch, on his side, was happy with Nicole and picked on George telling him that women would always prefer an experienced man. George took this as an advice and started reading about it, talking with friends, watching movies, reading magazines and doing everything possible to understand the situation better. After a few days he decided to invite Nicole to his apartment and in the middle of the dinner she came into his room and found all the things he had use to learn, she was furious, and told him not to get closer to her ever again, she called him a pervert and told him that her friend Alejandra Azcarate was right when she said that men do not like romantic movies, or action movies but only, pervert movies. He went after her and in the middle of a main street he shouts at her everything he had done, his secret, but she does not believe him, she ran to her car, Gerorge tried to catch her but when Nicole sees he is suffering for telling her his secret she believed him she laughed and understood everything, she even saw him more attractive, she decided to help him and moths later they got married.
THE END
